I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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