Christians are straight up FREAKS
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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