awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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