Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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