You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:08pm

    Yes it is. But I'm really tall so let's give it a shot!!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:02am

    10:37 has to of been written by a girl. No guy would capitalize Big O followed by an exclaimation point...

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:15pm

    Have him stand on a step ladder geeze!!! There are other ways to suck a dick standing up without being a small person!!! I'm 5'5" and I have sucked a cock standing up! There are ways!!!

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:43pm

    10:37 when did you finish your "I wanna be suck your ass" class.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:11pm

    I love/hate suffolk co.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:52pm

    you want to be a midget for an entire day? that sure is a lot of blowjobs.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:59pm

    Were can I find a girl like this!!!!

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:44am

    In soviet russia , regular person sucks midgets standing up

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:10pm

    You can give me head on your knees of you want,. We can pretend you're a midget.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:46pm

    ok, so my friend told me about this one because one of my goals in life is to get head from a girl standing up straight....i was bummed when i had her look up the area code and you were in canada...why does my soul mate have to be foreign? it wasn't til i heard this tid bit of info til i believed in the hallmark horseshit there is some one for everyone

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:35pm

    Dumb bitch ask ur man to stand on chair or something so u can do ur dirty stuff standing up <347>

  • 30 32
    Submitted by armywife2009 on Apr 20, 10 at 6:14pm

    no but it would be easier to just have him stand on the bed or marry someone super tall, the second one works for me

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    Why is everyone so obsessed with midgets these days?

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:51pm

    haha don't worry I wish that sometimes too....

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:56pm

    Get a chair, ladder, couch, anything, you dumb bitch

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:30pm

    Of love a girl with good ideas

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:49am

    6:53 it's women not woman dumbass

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:38pm

    I always think it is funny when people say that texts are fake because all I would have to do is text this exact phrase to someone and magically it is no longer fake. What do people think is fake? That nobody really texted this or that nobody really wants to be a midget in order to suck cock standing up?

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:16pm

    First...from the top

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:58pm

    I'll stand on a stool for you if you want to feel like a midget

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:24pm

    You'd have to be a midget with an exceptionally long-legged man then.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:02pm

    Stay classy Suffolk

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:37pm

    How much head do u give? There's nothing wrong with sex! Just so long both people are taken care of. I love to bring a woman to the Big O! And there's so many ways to do that. Other than using your cock! My second G/F taugt me everything that I know today. And I'm thank ful for it!

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:20pm

    what good would a midget mouth be? cant fit shit in there.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:16pm

    Wouldnt mind meeting 5:15 for a good time :)

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:29am

    ah the words of a true wore

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:48am

    Why don't you just have the guy stand on a chair, dumbass -Will

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:06pm

    im a midget and thats fucked up but then again that would be nice if my girl was smaller lol

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:29pm

    i salute you, any girl who talks about different ways to givr head is a keeper...and unheard of!...ugh, op must be a male. fail!

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:59pm

    God bless the little people

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:03pm

    6:38 did you text this? because you seem offended...sorry that no one thinks your text is funny. do you have an in at TFLN or something because this definitely should not have made it on here.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:06pm

    better wishing it than having people make fun of you for basically being able to.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by nosiridontlikeit on Sep 11, 11 at 3:11am

    I totally live in the wrong area code...

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:52pm

    Is it wrong that I couldn't get hard with a midget in the room? Even for a minute.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:25am

    i'm 5' and it IS somewhat of a hidden blessing.

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:40pm

    5:07 I DO!! I'm sick of this alcoholics posting.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:58pm

    i hate this person for being such a douschebag

  • 24 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:59am

    Fuck you OP! Why does this site allow derogatory terms like "m*dget" through and not niqqer or faqqot? Because saying the M word to little people is just as insulting as the N word and faqqot.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:02am

    ahahah being short has its perks... i'm 4'10" and my boyfriend loves that i can give him bangin head in any position... and the sex is fuckin amazin too. doggie style, in the shower, the superman.. you fuckin name it ;)

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:08pm

    What a whore! At least she loves to suck the cock.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:36pm

    I'd be kinda creeped out if a midget was sucking me off :/

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:45pm

    Does that makev u a whore?

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:38am

    good call...give the knees a break.

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:59pm

    I am now boycotting TFLN for these insanely lame, borish posts.

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:21pm

    I'm a midget and have never given head standing up lol

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:52am

    @ 5:02 I agree, plus "he" wouldn't call it the "BIG-O" that's something a dumb bitch with "morals" and "standards" would write.

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:31am

    Can I give you my number

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:27pm

    I'm 5:15 and I'm sure you would love to meet me for a good time because I am GOOD! Just going on feed back there from guys and one girl!! Lol!I however happen to be married now! Yep! He put a ring on it! The girl happened after marriage though! Threesome!

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:52pm

    Simple solution. Blow Shaq.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:20pm

    Nice girl, nice family - she's a hooookerrrr

  • 24 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:04pm

    11:29 is that "whore"? If you're gonna call someone names at least be smart enough to spell it ok honey!

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:36pm

    7:59, you do that. We won't miss you.

  • 25 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:49pm

    Will is right.. Stand on a fucking chair.

  • 22 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:53am

    @ 6:52 Plus she has bad spelling, woman aren't smart, everyone knows that!

  • 22 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:43pm

    No it is wrong that you wish that. God bless you

  • 19 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:50pm

    No not at all jus fucking weird but dnt knock it to u tried it I guess