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  • Yes it is. But I'm really tall so let's give it a shot!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:08pm
  • you want to be a midget for an entire day? that sure is a lot of blowjobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 10:37 when did you finish your "I wanna be suck your ass" class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:43pm
  • 10:37 has to of been written by a girl. No guy would capitalize Big O followed by an exclaimation point...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:02am
  • In soviet russia , regular person sucks midgets standing up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:44am
  • Were can I find a girl like this!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:59pm
  • I love/hate suffolk co.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:11pm
  • You'd have to be a midget with an exceptionally long-legged man then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Have him stand on a step ladder geeze!!! There are other ways to suck a dick standing up without being a small person!!! I'm 5'5" and I have sucked a cock standing up! There are ways!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Why is everyone so obsessed with midgets these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:38pm
  • no but it would be easier to just have him stand on the bed or marry someone super tall, the second one works for me

    Submitted by armywife2009 on Apr 20, 10 at 6:14pm
  • You can give me head on your knees of you want,. We can pretend you're a midget.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Get a chair, ladder, couch, anything, you dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:56pm
  • haha don't worry I wish that sometimes too....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:51pm
  • ahahah being short has its perks... i'm 4'10" and my boyfriend loves that i can give him bangin head in any position... and the sex is fuckin amazin too. doggie style, in the shower, the superman.. you fuckin name it ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:02am
  • Dumb bitch ask ur man to stand on chair or something so u can do ur dirty stuff standing up <347>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Why don't you just have the guy stand on a chair, dumbass -Will

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:48am
  • I'll stand on a stool for you if you want to feel like a midget

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:58pm
  • How much head do u give? There's nothing wrong with sex! Just so long both people are taken care of. I love to bring a woman to the Big O! And there's so many ways to do that. Other than using your cock! My second G/F taugt me everything that I know today. And I'm thank ful for it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:37pm
  • ok, so my friend told me about this one because one of my goals in life is to get head from a girl standing up straight....i was bummed when i had her look up the area code and you were in canada...why does my soul mate have to be foreign? it wasn't til i heard this tid bit of info til i believed in the hallmark horseshit there is some one for everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Stay classy Suffolk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:02pm
  • First...from the top

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:16pm
  • 6:53 it's women not woman dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:49am
  • God bless the little people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 5:07 I DO!! I'm sick of this alcoholics posting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:40pm
  • 6:38 did you text this? because you seem offended...sorry that no one thinks your text is funny. do you have an in at TFLN or something because this definitely should not have made it on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:03pm
  • i hate this person for being such a douschebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Wouldnt mind meeting 5:15 for a good time :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:16pm
  • Of love a girl with good ideas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Is it wrong that I couldn't get hard with a midget in the room? Even for a minute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:52pm
  • im a midget and thats fucked up but then again that would be nice if my girl was smaller lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I totally live in the wrong area code...

    Submitted by nosiridontlikeit on Sep 11, 11 at 3:11am
  • Fuck you OP! Why does this site allow derogatory terms like "m*dget" through and not niqqer or faqqot? Because saying the M word to little people is just as insulting as the N word and faqqot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:59am
  • i salute you, any girl who talks about different ways to givr head is a keeper...and unheard of!...ugh, op must be a male. fail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Will is right.. Stand on a fucking chair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:49pm
  • I always think it is funny when people say that texts are fake because all I would have to do is text this exact phrase to someone and magically it is no longer fake. What do people think is fake? That nobody really texted this or that nobody really wants to be a midget in order to suck cock standing up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:38pm
  • what good would a midget mouth be? cant fit shit in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:20pm
  • ah the words of a true wore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:29am
  • i'm 5' and it IS somewhat of a hidden blessing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:25am
  • 11:29 is that "whore"? If you're gonna call someone names at least be smart enough to spell it ok honey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Does that makev u a whore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:45pm
  • I'd be kinda creeped out if a midget was sucking me off :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:36pm
  • good call...give the knees a break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:38am
  • better wishing it than having people make fun of you for basically being able to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:06pm
  • I am now boycotting TFLN for these insanely lame, borish posts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:59pm
  • Nice girl, nice family - she's a hooookerrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:20pm
  • What a whore! At least she loves to suck the cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Can I give you my number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:31am
  • I'm 5:15 and I'm sure you would love to meet me for a good time because I am GOOD! Just going on feed back there from guys and one girl!! Lol!I however happen to be married now! Yep! He put a ring on it! The girl happened after marriage though! Threesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:27pm
  • I'm a midget and have never given head standing up lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:21pm
  • @ 5:02 I agree, plus "he" wouldn't call it the "BIG-O" that's something a dumb bitch with "morals" and "standards" would write.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:52am
  • 7:59, you do that. We won't miss you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:36pm
  • @ 6:52 Plus she has bad spelling, woman aren't smart, everyone knows that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:53am
  • No it is wrong that you wish that. God bless you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Simple solution. Blow Shaq.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:52pm
  • No not at all jus fucking weird but dnt knock it to u tried it I guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:50pm