Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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Yes it is. But I'm really tall so let's give it a shot!!
In soviet russia , regular person sucks midgets standing up
you want to be a midget for an entire day? that sure is a lot of blowjobs.
10:37 when did you finish your "I wanna be suck your ass" class.
10:37 has to of been written by a girl. No guy would capitalize Big O followed by an exclaimation point...
Were can I find a girl like this!!!!
You'd have to be a midget with an exceptionally long-legged man then.
Have him stand on a step ladder geeze!!! There are other ways to suck a dick standing up without being a small person!!! I'm 5'5" and I have sucked a cock standing up! There are ways!!!
haha don't worry I wish that sometimes too....
Why is everyone so obsessed with midgets these days?
I love/hate suffolk co.
Stay classy Suffolk
no but it would be easier to just have him stand on the bed or marry someone super tall, the second one works for me
Get a chair, ladder, couch, anything, you dumb bitch
I'll stand on a stool for you if you want to feel like a midget
ahahah being short has its perks... i'm 4'10" and my boyfriend loves that i can give him bangin head in any position... and the sex is fuckin amazin too. doggie style, in the shower, the superman.. you fuckin name it ;)
You can give me head on your knees of you want,. We can pretend you're a midget.
6:53 it's women not woman dumbass
Dumb bitch ask ur man to stand on chair or something so u can do ur dirty stuff standing up
First...from the top
Why don't you just have the guy stand on a chair, dumbass
How much head do u give? There's nothing wrong with sex! Just so long both people are taken care of. I love to bring a woman to the Big O! And there's so many ways to do that. Other than using your cock! My second G/F taugt me everything that I know today. And I'm thank ful for it!
5:07 I DO!! I'm sick of this alcoholics posting.
6:38 did you text this? because you seem offended...sorry that no one thinks your text is funny. do you have an in at TFLN or something because this definitely should not have made it on here.
ok, so my friend told me about this one because one of my goals in life is to get head from a girl standing up straight....i was bummed when i had her look up the area code and you were in canada...why does my soul mate have to be foreign? it wasn't til i heard this tid bit of info til i believed in the hallmark horseshit there is some one for everyone
God bless the little people
Is it wrong that I couldn't get hard with a midget in the room? Even for a minute.
Wouldnt mind meeting 5:15 for a good time :)
Of love a girl with good ideas
im a midget and thats fucked up but then again that would be nice if my girl was smaller lol
i hate this person for being such a douschebag
I always think it is funny when people say that texts are fake because all I would have to do is text this exact phrase to someone and magically it is no longer fake. What do people think is fake? That nobody really texted this or that nobody really wants to be a midget in order to suck cock standing up?
i salute you, any girl who talks about different ways to givr head is a keeper...and unheard of!...ugh, op must be a male. fail!
Fuck you OP! Why does this site allow derogatory terms like "m*dget" through and not niqqer or faqqot? Because saying the M word to little people is just as insulting as the N word and faqqot.
I totally live in the wrong area code...
Will is right.. Stand on a fucking chair.
ah the words of a true wore
i'm 5' and it IS somewhat of a hidden blessing.
what good would a midget mouth be? cant fit shit in there.
good call...give the knees a break.
11:29 is that "whore"? If you're gonna call someone names at least be smart enough to spell it ok honey!
Nice girl, nice family - she's a hooookerrrr
Does that makev u a whore?
I am now boycotting TFLN for these insanely lame, borish posts.
I'd be kinda creeped out if a midget was sucking me off :/
Can I give you my number
better wishing it than having people make fun of you for basically being able to.
What a whore! At least she loves to suck the cock.
I'm a midget and have never given head standing up lol
@ 5:02 I agree, plus "he" wouldn't call it the "BIG-O" that's something a dumb bitch with "morals" and "standards" would write.
7:59, you do that. We won't miss you.
I'm 5:15 and I'm sure you would love to meet me for a good time because I am GOOD! Just going on feed back there from guys and one girl!! Lol!I however happen to be married now! Yep! He put a ring on it! The girl happened after marriage though! Threesome!
No it is wrong that you wish that. God bless you
@ 6:52 Plus she has bad spelling, woman aren't smart, everyone knows that!
Simple solution. Blow Shaq.
No not at all jus fucking weird but dnt knock it to u tried it I guess