How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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