You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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Not egg nips!!!!!
Oh man. I hope the receiver kicked your ass. No need in recalling such an event. Gross!
God I love buying friends lap dances from the ugliest stripper working. Hopefully fat too
And then you went into the champagne room
Only someone with pancake nipples would give this a thumbs up