thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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