But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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