Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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