If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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