was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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