matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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