I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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