If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
