why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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