Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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