I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
