Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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