like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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