my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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