guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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