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  • 80 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:22pm

    I like the subtlety.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:24pm

    getting texts like this is the best though

  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:55pm

    Does It Offend You, Yeah? is pretty awesome

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:26pm

    What song? Let's make out?

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:05pm

    yeah that's a good song

  • 49 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:52pm

    That's a song!

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:15pm

    does it offend you, yeah?

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:30pm

    haha yeah, that's how like the first 2 mins of the song go, they were probably just quoting

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:10pm

    that'll so work... maybe if you asked one more time

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:47am

    Does it offend you? yeah!

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:14pm

    This is probably my favorite text on here.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:08pm

    I'm in love with you, my baby girl...

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:52pm

    That's a really good song, tho.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:11pm

    DIOYY....such a great band

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:05am

    too many legs under the table, too many reasons for trouble!

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:23pm

    Too many reasons for trouble Have I got a girlfriend and can she get real mean Yes she does, yes she does

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:28pm

    those are also song lyrics. from the song let's make out by Does It Offend You? Yeah

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:42pm

    Heres a song lyric for you eat a dick da da dick!!!

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:24pm

    Great song

  • 48 56
    Submitted by bubbanator007 on Jun 7, 10 at 12:36am

    You should suck my cock!

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:41pm

    this a virgins lyric......

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:12pm

    honestly. you people are all fucking retarded. but at least you know song lyrics...

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:15pm

    i like the variation in spelling.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:40am

    Thats sexy..has to be a girl cause if it was a dude he would be talking about porn.. Haha..

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:05pm

    I'd fuck her. I don't give a fuck. I'll do it

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:59pm

    This would be from the 619.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:57pm

    oh how i love san diego! can't wait to go home!!!

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:47pm

    i personally love how the spacing in the work makeout changes over the course of the text.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:20pm

    good song to poop to.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:22am

    i can't control myself when i see you there's no one else when i get down all by myself you're the one that i think about

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:32pm

    to many legs under the table

  • 29 43
    Submitted by gamerpro630 on Sep 19, 10 at 12:52am

    Subliminal messaging?

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:27pm

    i loveeee this song!

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:38am

    It's also from a Britney Spears song! Mmm Papi. Haha.