A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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