Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
