I need to stop coming to work sober
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.β \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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