i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You don't make any sense
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Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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