Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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