dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
zippers are such a cool invention
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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