so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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