What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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