so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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hahaha 342, well said. im too high for this shit.
For all the professional texters that keep saying fake on everything... Just shut the fuck up, you're annoying and have no life.
Thank you that's all..
I love you
Maybe he wasnt in TARRANT COUNTY at the time and remotely close to a beach but from 817. You people are pathetic, this sites for laughing, not calling people out.
And ya 817 is a lot bigger of an area than arlington...just saying
The most likely scenario here is that he/she had relations with a mermaid
Nah. You didn't.
Arlington/fort worth/ Mansfield, TX area code
Want me to take my shirt off
This is in Arlington about 5 hours away from a beach.. Hmmm..
Look Mom! A Beached Whale!!
Can't hold ya liquer huh?
Thank you 338. And FYI it's not just fycking Arlington. It's TARRANT COUNTY TEXAS which includes southlake colleyville bedford hurst euless Irving trophey club etc. Not JUST arlington. Okay. Shit.
And haltom city and keller. :)
Hahahaha! That's fucking classic!!
Fuck yeah 338. Don't like the texts, get off the site
At least it wasn't your family.
Where do you live
You = hero
I believe in you beach bum
Maybe they just masturdebated all over your face
All the people on here who say that this area code is tarrent county are stupid ass mother fuckers the area code is hood county
First . Lame
This is so fake it's not even funny. But it tries so hard, bless its heart
Poor, sad little noob
Is 817 fort worth Texas?