so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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