Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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