Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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