at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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