what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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