Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
