I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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