didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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