try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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