i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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