Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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