She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Boobs are out for the taking
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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