real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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