He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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