i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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