You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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