That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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