Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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