I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Maybe an orgy?
Maybe you need to approach this with the mindset that, because you are banging the grandson, they need to be showering you with gifts, not the other way around.
Letting him sit on the iron throne occasionally would probably do it.
Lets just Bang the Salvation Army drum like it's your grand baby! Sick bitch
Some good weed is almost always the best....something to smoke it with it is good, cause if they don't like it... It's yours... WIN