they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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