apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The Olympian is in my bed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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